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SOUNDTRACK: DJANGO DJANGO-”Default” (2012).

This song was featured in a post on NPR’s All Songs Considered site on July 31.  Django Django are a Scottish duo and they sound very retro.  The two guys sing in close harmony that is more of an echo than a harmony.  The music is mostly very old-sounding guitars–big and unprocessed–and yet the rest of the track is quite processed and electronic.

It’s a simple, straightforward song (with some cool effects).  The NPR write up about them says that they are more of an electronic band, although this song doesn’t really suggest that (except in the middle section where the sounds are manipulated in a cool way).  I’m not sure if I’m all that interested in the rest of the album  In fact, after a few listens, I’m not as excited by this song as I initially was.  But it’s still fun.

[READ: July 31, 2012] The Rector and the Rogue

The Collins Library is back!  And since this seems to be the summer of non fiction, I decided to read it now.  I have loved every Paul Collins book so far in the Collins Library (old, out of print and forgotten titles that Collins resurrects) and this one–which I admit seemed questionable–was just as wonderful as the others.  The Rector and the Rogue details a much-forgotten episode of a grand-scale prank–the systematic public abuse of Dr Morgan Dix, Rector of Trinity Church by a trickster known as “Gentleman Joe” in 1880.  Yes, 1880.

Swanberg told the story, eighty years later, as a rather gripping tale.  The afterward explains that he just happened upon some information about the story and needed to know more.  So, he did the research and compiled first an essay and then this (reasonably short) book.

And so he begins his tale without letting the audience know what they are in store for (just like Dix had no idea what he was in store for).  One morning in February 1880, Rev Dix opened the door to see a safe salesman from Acme Safe in downtown Manhattan.  The salesman says that Dix inquired about safes.  Dix had done no such thing and sent the man on his way.  Then a man from a local girls’ school rang the bell and said that Dix’ charge was more than welcome to attend.  Dix had no daughter or interest in the school. The schoolmaster showed him a postcard from Dix which asked for information.  The postcard was not his own (obviously) and was not in his handwriting (obviously).  Then came a man selling two horses, replying to his postcard….  This went on all afternoon.

The afternoon mail was full also of responses to similar inquiries–about wigs, dance lessons, kitchenware, etc.

And so began the botheration of Dr Dix. (more…)

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SOUNDTRACK: WAVVES-Live at the 9:30 Club (2010).

Wavves opened for Best Coast (what a great double bill).  Wavves play a raucous, rowdy set of bratty punk.  Unlike Best Coast, the lead singer seems like he might be something of a jerk.  But it played pretty well into the personality of the music (sloppy, abrasive).  And I wonder just how many times he said he was drunk?

Personalities aside, the was a really fun set.  I have the newest Wavves album, but I think their live show was more engaging.  For all of their sloppiness, the band was always together, with no missed notes (except when the drummer was apparently not paying attention).

They play 16 songs, including a cover of Black Flag’s “Nervous Breakdown” (which the play very well).  And even if you’re not won over by the singer’s personality (which is kind of funny), you’ll be won over by the simple, punky music.  You can listen here.

[READ: March 29, 2011] The Riddle of the Traveling Skull

This is the 4th book in McSweeney’s Collins Library Series.  It’s the final book in the series that I’ve read and I have to say that once again, Paul Collins has blown me away with this selection.  Collins apparently stopped his library after 6 volumes.  I wondered if there were more coming, but the Collins Library website is rather confusing.  There’s an almanac with updates as recent as March 1st, and yet the Biography of Paul Collins says: Paul Collins is currently on tour in support of his memoir, Sixpence House, which recounts his time spent living in the Welsh town of Hay-on-Wye, known as the “Town of Books.”  But Sixpence House came out in 2003 (and it sounds awesome!).

Anyhow, back to this book, which was my favorite of the bunch.  It is a genuine mystery from 1939.  Indeed, Harry Stephen Keeler was even more prolific than Agatha Christie (they were born in the same year).  The thing about Keeler though is that his stories are, well, crazy.  Many of his stories were just his attempts to meld disparate ideas into one story.  He includes crazy dialect.  He seems to have no concern for conventional storytelling.  Indeed, he has little concern for conventional mystery storytelling (in one of his stories, he introduced the murderer on the last page).

And this story has similar improbable elements.

In sum: Clay Calthorpe, a salesman returning from the Philipines picks up the wrong bag on the trolley.  When he gets home he finds a skull inside it.  The skull has a name plate affixed to it, a bullet inside it and, in the wads of paper that are keeping the bullet from rattling around, he finds the carbon copy of a poem. (more…)

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SOUNDTRACK: MOGWAI-Young Team (1997).

When Mogwai released Young Team there was quite a bit of buzz around them.  I remember when I bought the album, that I had no idea where they were from.

With the Asian-looking characters on the cover and a picture of Fuji Bank (and no band members names listed) I assumed they were Japanese.  Of course, a closer listen reveals a lot of Scottish voices quietly chatting away during some of the songs (which doesn’t necessarily mean they are Scottish…but indeed, they are).

Young Team is a great debut and Mogwai shows a lot of versatility.  It opens with a spoken word bit about Mogwai (If the stars had a sound it would sound like this).  It’s a slow instrumental, actually quite pretty, with picked guitar and continual bass and even harmonics.   It gets loud by the end, yet even that is restrained.  But just when you think that Mogwai is going to be another post rock instrumental chill out band, they hit you with “Like Herod.”

“Like Herod” is one of the more amazing songs in instrumental rock.  It plays with loud and soft dynamics like nobody’s business.  Opening with a slow rumbling bass, the guitars pick out intricate melodies.  Then at 3 minutes, all hell breaks loose in the form of big guitar chords and screaming guitar notes.  Things slow to a crawl about 6 minutes into the song. But we’re only half way done.  And those quiet notes are once again blown away by those same chords and screaming notes.

You could pretty much end the disc right there and call it a success.  But “Katrien” shows off another side of the band: a spoken word side.  Behind some gorgeous melodies there’s something of a rant.  It’s followed by “Radar Maker,” a 90 second piano-based instrumental.  It’s quite delicate and it leads right into “Tracy” a beautiful 7 minute song with a pretty melody and lovely washes of sound.

The middle of the album has two shot songs: “Summer [Priority Version]” is a condensed version of that quiet/loud dynamic that Mogwai does so well.  And “With Portfolio” plays havoc with a pretty piano song by throwing in washes of noise and sound effects which completely take over by the end.

The unfortunately titled “R U Still In 2 It” belies its bad name with some beautiful quiet guitar work played behind a vocal turn by Aidan Moffat.  There’s even a sung chorus!

“A Cheery Wave from Stranded Youngsters” is a two-minute sort of intro to the final track on the disc, the amazing “Mogwai Fear Satan.”  A 16 minute instrumental that is quite beautiful as it opens: distorted chords that don’t overpower the melody.  They bolster it as it builds and builds until it reaches a moment of silence which is filled by…a flute (!).  The song continues to build with a gorgeous repeating motif.  Then it slows down again to let the flute really sync with the song until it reaches its beautiful end.

It’s a great debut, deserving all of the praise that was heaped on it.

[READ: March 3, 2011] To Ruhleben and Back

This is a true account of one man’s escape from Ruhleben prison in Germany during WWI.  I admit that I had never heard of Ruhleben before (and frankly I’m really surprised I never have, as roughly 4,000 British citizens were interned there from 1914-1918).

This story was published in 1916 as one man’s account of his escape from the prison.  And then it quietly went out of print. McSweeneys’ Collins Library has now (well, in 2002), seen fit to get it reissued once again.

The introduction explains the historical veracity of the book, and also promises a rather ripping yarn.  And indeed, Pyke does not disappoint.

Well, maybe a little in the beginning.  The early parts of the book are a little slow.  It explains who he was and how he wound up in Germany during the war.  The short version is that he was a journalist who was frustrated that he wasn’t hearing proper news from the war, so he volunteered to go to Germany (even though at this point all English men and women were being incarcerated).  He moved there and since he spoke fluent German, he was able to blend in.  Until he was caught. (more…)

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SOUNDTRACK: All Songs Considered Year End Music Roundup (2010).

Every year, I like to check various sources to see if there were any albums that I missed.  My definition of good resources: allmusic, amazon, pitchfork.  (There’s another fascinating list available here at Best Albums Ever, a site I’ve never seen before, and I have a large portion of the Top 50 albums.  I didn’t buy a lot of music this year, but evidently I chose wisely!).  I don’t necessarily agree with these lists, but if I see the same album on a few lists, I know it’s worth at least listening to.

This year, since I spent so much time on All Songs Considered, I thought I’d see their Best of Lists.  What’s awesome about the site is that you can hear not only selected songs in their entirety, you can also download the audio of the original show…where the DJs talk about their selections and play excerpts from them.   There are many different lists to investigate.

The most obvious one to star with is 50 Favorite Albums of 2010.  This shows the staff’s 50 favorite albums in all genres.  I admit that there’s going to be a lot on this list that I won’t bother exploring (I’m not really that interested in new classical or jazz and I’m not too excited by most pop music, although I was pleasantly surprised by how much I enjoyed the Kanye West songs here).

But some albums did stand out that I hadn’t heard, and I will investigate them further in 2011:

Buke And Gass, ‘Riposte’
Deerhunter, ‘Halcyon Digest’ (I know, this is on many best of lists)
The National, ‘High Violet’ (This is also on everyone’s list)

Bob Boilen, All Songs Considered’s most awesome host, picks his Top 9 of the year.  I’m on board with about 1/2 of his list (haven’t heard the other half).  Sufjan Stevens is his #1.

Robin Hilton, Boilen’s partner in crime, has a Top Ten which is remarkably similar to Boilen’s.  It has most of the same albums just appearing in a slightly different order.  Lower Dens is #1. (I’ve never heard of them).

Carrie Brownstein (of beloved Sleater-Kinney and now evidently a permanent member of the NPR team) has a Top Ten (Plus One)–funny that she liked more than ten when Boilen liked less than ten.  I’m really surprised by her selection of albums because her own music is so punk and abrasive, but her top ten features R&B and some folky bands.  Her top album is by Royal Baths, a band I’ve never heard of.

Stephen Thompson also picked his Top Ten.  He has an interesting mix of alt rock and jazz.  His number one is by Jonsi from Sigur Rós. (A great album).

Perhaps the best list comes from 5 Artists You Should Have Known in 2010.  I didn’t know any of the 5.  Sarah bought me two CDs for Christmas (and she was pleased to have gotten me good music that I hadn’t heard of!).  The Head and the Heart hasn’t arrived yet, but The Capstan Shafts is great.  I’m also really excited by Tame Impala.

Another great list is Viking’s Choice: Best Metal and Outer Sound (stay tuned for much more from this list).  It is dominated by black metal, but there are a few surprises in there as well.

Even the All Songs Considered Top 25 Listener’s List was great.  I had most of the list (except for The Black Keys who I simply cannot get into).

Although I enjoyed a lot of new music this year, it’s always nice to see that there is some new (to me) stuff to investigate.  Who knows maybe some day I’ll even have listened to enough new music in a year to make my own Top Ten.

[READ: December 31, 2010] McSweeney’s #36

With McSweeney’s #36, it’s like they made my conceptual ideal.  Its weird packaging is fantastic and the contents are simply wonderful.  But let’s start with the obvious: this issue comes in a box.  And the box is drawn to look like a head.  You open up the man’s head to get to the contents.  Brilliant.  The head is drawn by Matt Furie (with interior from Jules de Balincourt’s Power Flower.

Inside the box are eleven items.  The largest are smallish books (postcard sized) running between 32 and 144 pages.  The smaller items are a 12 page comic strip, a nineteenth century mediation (8 pages) and 4 postcards that create a whole picture.  The final item is a scroll of fortune cookie papers.   The scroll is forty inches long with cut lines for inserting them into your own fortunes (I wonder if they will sell this item separately?)

Aside from the bizarre head/box gimmick (and the fact that there is ample room in the box for more items), the contents are really top-notch.  For while many of the books included are individual titles, there is also an actual “issue” of McSweeney’s (with letter column and shorter stories) as well.  So let’s begin there

ISSUE #36: New Stories and Letters.  The resurrected letters page continues with more nonsense.  I’ve often wondered if these are really written like letters or if they are just short pieces that have no other place to reside.  (Oh, and the back of this booklet contains the bios for everyone in here as well as assorted other folks who don’t have room for a bio on their items).

LETTERS

MARCO KAYE:
Offers suggestions for an Annual McSweeney’s Writing Conference with three crucial suggestions.  Two of the  suggestions are to make sure one author shows up but doesn’t talk to anyone and to make sure there is fox hunting.

STEVE DELAHOYDE has four letters:
First letter: Talks about target shooting practice with some Germans.  His score is quite good.
Second letter: Informs everyone of his ideas for three new medical dramas: Baby Doctor (about a doctor named Frank Baby); Dog Doctor (about a pediatrician who is a baby) and Dog Baby Doctor (exactly as it sounds).
Third letter: is the guy who shouts “Look up in the sky!  It’s a bird! It’s a plane!” a little crazy for telling everyone it might be just a bird? or a plane?
Fourth letter: try substituting “rooster” (or your favorite word) for all of the nouns in the song “My Favorite Things.”

JESSE EISENBERG:
Talks about different sleep medications and their curious effects on him.  (This one is quite funny).

GIDEON LEWIS-KRAUSE:
Updates everyone (but specifically Tom, who co-authored his piece in McSweeney’s #33) about what really happened on their excursion (re: Tom checking his Facebook account).

MARY MILLER has two letters:
First letter: a lengthy story about her father’s misguided attempts to make pecan pies and to find out which one is better.  The letter is absurd and quite funny.
Second letter: she realizes that not only poor people set fires (!), when she accidentally burns her roommate’s worm farm (!!).

L.E. LEONE:
A multifaceted letter of fascinating bits and pieces: imagining what it would be like to literally “fuck this weather”; also imagining using sign language with a blind person and how they would have to feel your lips or you hands.

AULDEN TIMMER:
Dreams his dreamy dreams.

DAVY ROTHBART (founder of FOUND magazine):
Takes the advice of Popcorn and finally explains how he would like his estate divvied up.

CHRISTOPHER BENZ:
Explains how hard it os to get flares in Bimini.

STORIES

ISMET PRCIC-”At the National Theater”
This is a bizarre story about an angry man in a Bosnian Theater.  It begins simply enough with the power of darkness.  The narrator is a peasant who wanders down into the city center and spends his last coins on a theater ticket, the whole while looking down on the stuck ups who go to the theater.  While the audience is waiting for the show to begin and the lights go out, the narrator tries his hand at disrupting the enjoyment of the snobby patrons.  He makes noises and then threatens those who shush him.  He also rails against the fact that the performers are American, speaking American (why don’t they come to Bosnia and speak Bosnian?).

I rather liked the idea that the whole story would take place in the darkness before the curtain rose, but that was not to be the case.  Rather, when the play starts, and the actors speak American, the narrator makes more and more noise–eventually singing a Bosnian song–until he is grabbed by the ushers.

The story grows violent and ultimately very surreal as it ends.  But I’m not sure exactly what the “message” was, if there was one at all.  Perhaps that America absorbs everything?

JOHN BRANDON-”The Occurrences”
This was a wonderfully odd story.  The titular occurrences are never explained (although they are alluded to in enough detail that you can guess as to their otherworldliness).  But aside from visitors from other worlds, the story is mostly about visitors from other states.  The narrator lives in a town that is right on a highway, but which has no amenities itself.  There’s no reason for anyone to move there, which is why so many people do.  It’s a cool story with an interesting mix of sci-fi and down home.  I was totally captivated by it.

RICARDO NUILA-”Dog Bites”
This was a disconcerting story, especially since the title is not a noun and verb, it is a plural noun.  But what’s especially disconcerting is that the bites don’t come until very near the end of the story.  The bulk of the story is taken up with the narrator and his father.  His father (a doctor) tends to regularly diagnose the narrator with Syndrome X (whatever is trendy this month–Asperbergers, Munchausen).  But he also quizzes his son on all manner of information, most of which concerns his friends and their parents.

We can tell something is askew with the narrator from the start, but it all comes to a head at a party for the narrator’s best friend.  His father has given him some details about his best friend’s father that he has a hard time processing.   And when he is left alone he does a minor but unthinkable act.

Strangely enough though, this emotional climax is not the same as the physical climax, where his dad is injured at that same party and is rushed to the hospital.  Here’s where the dog bites come in.

The disparate elements join together to make  for a fascinating, if not a little bizarre, story.

COLM TÓIBÍN-”The Street”
I’ve read a few things by Colm Tóibín, but I was rather surprised that this story was not set in Ireland, as I expected, but in Barcelona.  And that it was about Pakistani immigrants there.  (Unless I am mistaken, the setting of Barcelona was not given until about 40 pages into the story, which I found very unsettling).

This is a long story in which the first half of the story is the development of the main character, Malik.  Malik is new to Barcelona and has gotten a job and a room with a group of similar Pakistani immigrants. They are nervous (because of the government and because of their boss Baldy, who is hot-tempered).  They all work at a barber shop.  Malik sweeps up.  The other cutters want him to try his hand at it, but when he tries to cut people’s hair he is dreadful at it.

Eventually, Baldy gives Malik a new job selling calling cards and cell phones outside of the barbershop.  He misses his compatriots but rather likes the extra money.

The drama of the story comes when Abdul, one of the men he shares a room with gets sick.  Malik is sympathetic and helps him during his fever.  While Malik is trying to wipe him down and get him clean after being in bed for several days, he sees that Abdul has an erection.  And that sets the tone for the rest of the story.

The two men, afraid of getting caught, show affection towards each other in the most minimal of ways.  They barely acknowledge each other, knowing it can only lead to trouble, but they know that each feels the same about the other.  One night, they finally have a chance to be alone, and, as these stories go, they are caught.  And catastrophe rains blows down on them.

At this point I thought there were a few options for why their assailant was so angry and I was able to keep the erroneous idea going for quite a while before it became entirely clear that it was erroneous.

But the story is only about 3/4 over at this point.  The rest of the story tries to rebuild their lives, and is actually a positive, albeit ultimately sad story of love.  This was an incredibly moving story and a very powerful one at that.

THE INDIVIDUAL BOOKS

MA SU MON: A Voice of Witness Booklet
McSweeney’s has been releasing Voice of Witness books for some time.  They are first person accounts of individuals in harrowing circumstances.  The point of them is to put a real person’s voice on a daily horror that we hear about in the abstract and then forget about.

Ma Sum Mon is a woman from Burma who was harassed and imprisoned for her political beliefs.  She was an average girl who thought things had gone too far, and she took a stand.  At first it was casual, but when the government found her, things grew very serious and her entire family was quickly endangered.  By the end of the (brief) book she has exiled herself to protect her family, knowing very well that she may never see them again.

I admit I tend to not read these Voice of Witness books because they are too effective: they absolutely bring home the reality of these sort of vague troubles overseas.  But reading this one really shows how important these stories are and how they really need to be heard.

WAJAHAT ALI-The Domestic Crusaders
The introduction by Ishmael Reed sets the story very well.  Ali was a student in Reed’s writing class.  Reed asked him to write a 20 page story about a typical Pakistani family, a story that would disrupt the stereotypes of  what Americans think of Middle Eastern people post-2001.

Reed liked the story so much, he encouraged Ali to transform it into a play and then helped to get the play produced in California and even off-Broadway.

It’s a funny, sad and ultimately riveting story.  As with any drama, I’m sure it would be much better to see it performed, but just reading it was really great.

The story concerns a Muslim Pakistani-American family: Mother and Father, three grown kids and the father’s father.  Their oldest son is at college.  Their daughter is getting involved in protests (women’s and Muslim rights) and is also dating (much to the family’s dismay) a black man (who is a converted Muslim).  Their youngest son is very concerned with money (he dresses designer and watches MSNBC).

They are all together to celebrate the eldest son’s birthday.  But before we even see him we witness a typical setting in an American house: mother and daughter squabbling about cooking and the treatment of women;  daughter and son fighting over petty behaviors (with some funny insults–my favorite was Paki McBeal–very dated, but still amusing).

The first act sets up the hopes and fears of the family.  But soon truths come out that shake the family.  What if their son in college isn’t going to become a doctor?  What if their father doesn’t get a promotion, and what happens when their grandfather finally explains how he got the scar that pains him to this day?

Even though many of the specifics of the story will be alien to a typical white American, the humanity and universality is really striking.  And it’s easy to look past the unfamiliarities (there are footnote translations for many Muslim phrases) and see the universalities that are present.  It’s a wonderful play.

JACK PENDARVIS-Jungle Geronimo in Gay Paree (a Fancy Times abridgment of an L.P. EAVES story)
Pendarvis writes my least favorite piece in The Believer.  His monthly column Musin’s & Thinkin’s is a faux hillbilly column that is purposefully absurd and in my mind really really forced.  This story is also utterly faux, but it is very funny.  The liner notes say that Pendarvis sent a “suite” of Fancy Times–adventure stories that are written like crass 1961 abridgments pf pulpy, meandering WWI-era yarns.  This is one of them.

The premise of the book is that L.P. Eaves wrote many Jungle Geronimo stories over the years and this was his last one.  This booklet is a “1961 abridgement of  a 1914 adventure tale.”  And of course that’s all nonsense.

Pendarvis has a good time poking fun at various conventions of this sort of Jungle story. There’s a wolf (named Scout) who narrates the first chapter (and meets an untimely, but happy end).  There’s a fight between Jungle Geronimo’s lady friend Lady Esther and the wicked Sir Hesperus Thong because he wants to capture Geronimo and put him on display (after he purchases The Louvre).  He also wishes to win Lady Esther’s heart (but will settle for her plans for building a submarine).

The fight ultimately devolves into a hilarious argument about the dictionary definition of the word “barbarian” and getting hung up on the word “barbel” : a slender tactile process on the lips of certain fishes (Process?  What the hell does that mean?”).

The story is quite long but it never loses its irreverence, and is wryly amusing from start to finish (including the penis hat joke–watch the next entry for another penis hat joke) and the surprisingly mature(ish) ending.

TIM HEIDECKER AND GREGG TURKINGTON-Bicycle Built for Two
Tim Heidecker (from Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!) and Gregg Turkington (Neal Hamburger) have written a script for a potential Mike Myers/Dana Carvey reunion movie.

Upon finishing this 78 page script, the thing I can’t decide is why would you spend all of that time writing a fake script that in all honestly will never get made?  Especially if you go to ALL the trouble that Tim and Gregg went to (it’s a movie length script, after all).

The opening story is that there is an upcoming wedding.  This story bookends that main plot: In the early 1900s, Ulee Washington (Mike Myers) is a great baseball player until he it hit by a penny farthing bicycle and loses a leg.  Many years later we see him manning the scoreboard at the last place Delaware Donkeys.

He soon runs into Merle, a peddler (Dana Carvey) who thought Ulee was awesome and wants to get him back on the field.  His solution?  The two of them shall play for the Donkeys by riding a bicycle built for two (nothing in the rules says you can’t ride a bicycle, after all).

Okay, so obviously this is a farce.  But not so fast.  The ancillary characters are fleshed out quite well (and also tend towards intentional anachronism for laughs).  There’s the hip black player, the docile east Indian player and even the old man (who is a catcher and gets knocked over by a fast pitch).

The black player is obviously modern using contemporary lingo (there’s a very funny joke about his playing DJ with Edison Music Cylinders) as well as the obligatory amusing joke when the pacific thrills at kicking someone’s ass.  And, as I mentioned above, there’s a hat penis joke.  (An evil half Chinese/half German mastermind named Adolf Wong laughs as he tries it on saying, “Who says money can’t buy hat penis”).

Thankfully nobody says, “I’m getting too old for this shit.”

So, this is a preposterous movie.  And yet it fulfills every trope and cliché of every buddy sports movie (winning in the last inning with two strikes, etc).  And, it seems like they worked very hard to make a movie that is quite conventional (especially for Tim and Neal Hamburger!).  I don’t even think it would be very funny, but it could very easily be made by a studio.  And if it ever does, I will watch it.

It also comes with an introductory letter.

MICHAEL CHABON-Fountain City (a novel, wrecked by Michael Chabon).
Fountain City is a novel that Michael Chabon failed to finish.  He spent many years working on it and then gave up and quickly churned out Wonder Boys.  You can read about the shelving of Fountain City in Maps and Legends.  And yet here it is.  Well, four chapters of it anyway.

Chabon has decided to unearth this failed story.  And, while publishing it, he is also including all manner of notations about the story.  Some notatons explain where characters’ names came from, other explain why he thinks the story doesn’t work and still others look deep into the author’s psyche (and sexuality).

And I have to say that it is fantastic.  Not the novel itself which as Chabon says is kind of dull, but this notated, wrecked work is great.  You gain so much insight into a writer’s mind and so much insight into what makes a story work (or fail to work).  I’m very grateful that Chabon allowed us to look at a failure of his.

At this point I have read more nonfiction than fiction by Chabon.  And each time I read something like this, I say I HAVE to read Wonder Boys now.  And yet I still haven’t gotten to it.  One of these days!

As for Fountain City itself….  The four chapters are about a twenty-something boy who is the son of a rabbi. His brother killed himself about four years prior because he had AIDS, and his mother has recently left the country to work for an Eco group (Earth 5-0).

His father invites him to go to Israel with him, but Harry would rather go to Paris, which he does.  And that’s about when they excerpt ends.

One of the things that Chabon says is a failure about the story is that the protagonist is kind of inert, and I would agree (although it is early days in the book).  Things tend to happen to him and he’s not all that compelling, although there are compelling things going on around him.

My favorite thing that Chabon describes is driftitis, in which a writer rewrites sections of a story but doesn’t correct the things that are now wrong because of the rewrite.  For instance, in this story, Harry wants to go to Paris (although a reasonable reason for going is not established).  But when he prepares to leave, he decides he is going to go all over Europe instead.  And then when he arrives there, he decides to leave Paris and travel all over Europe.  Obviously these kinds of details would be fixed with a good, strict editor.

And the hopeful note that Chabon ends on is that he wonders if he wife (who is also a writer) might look at this book and whip it into shape for some future publication.  I have no idea if he is serious, but there is certainly enough here to make a good story.

Who knows, maybe with some spit and polish, we’ll see Fountain City in its entirety some day.

There is also a gorgeous cover which is an aerial map of Washington D.C. drawn by Leon Krier called The Completion of Washington, D.C., Aerial Perspective.

SOPHIA CARA FRYDMAN-”Don’t Get Distracted”
This 8 page comic is drawn with red ink, which makes it stand out more than a standard black ink would.

It is a very simple story (and not really a comic so much as an illustrated narrative) about a young student meeting a man on the street who tells her to stay focused.   The drawings are very expressive.

ANDREW KENNEDY HUTCHINSON BOYD-”Early Morning at the Station”
This booklet (8 pages in all) is introduced by Paul Collins.  Fans of McSweeney’s know that Collins is like the obscure historian on the McSweeney’s staff.  He uncovers forgotten gems and tries to bring them to the fore.

This 5 page excerpt is a meditation on the unreality of this world.  How sometimes, when you are in an unexpected situation, the world at large just seems unreal (and makes you want to get back to your warm cozy room).

ADAM LEVIN-The Instructions [excerpt]
I have been pretty excited to read this book since I received it two months sago.  I didn’t know too much about it, but I knew it was long and it sounded very good.  This excerpt is from Book One and I was surprised (and a little disappointed) by the content.

The story is about Guiron Maccabee, an advanced seventh grader who is nothing but trouble.  He is unpredictably violent (he and his friends try waterboarding each other for fun in the opening scene) and he is also prone to what I am reading as visions (I’m sure more of that will come later) of people’s characters based on their appearance.

As the excerpt draws to a close, Guiron pledges his love to an outcast girl named June.  And once this part of the story started, I found the story much more palatable and enjoyable.

I’m not much for troubled obnoxious narrators (Catcher in the Rye, you have a lot to answer for), but there’s enough unusualness here that I’m still interested to read the mammoth book.  I’m also intrigued because I knew an orthodox Jew from when I took karate and he was a total bad ass.  He was all muscles and kicked like a motherfucker, and that opened my eyes to a side of Judaism that I’d never seen before.  I assume Guiron comes from this mold.

I plan to start this massive tome some time in March or so.

MICHAELANNE AND ANGELA PETRELLA-fortunes
There is a long scroll of fortunes included in the box.  They are wound up very tightly and secured with a rubber band.  I assumed there were hundreds of fortunes, but it turns out there are only 15 in total.  Huh.  The fortunes were written by Michaelanne and Angela Petrella (who wrote the disappointing Horoscopes in McSweeney’s #33).  And these fortunes were similarly disappointing.

There were a couple of funny ones in the pile, but they were nothing compared to the Onion’s horoscopes/pithy statements.

IAN HUEBERT-postcards
There are 4 postcards included in the box.  Each is a quarter of a full painting of men inside of a fish called Catfish Scene.  It’s very cool.

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So, overall this was a great issue of McSweeney’s.  The stories were all fantastic and as I said I love the whole concept of the packaging.

What was so funny to me was that even though these stories were sent separately by authors who had no idea what else would be in the box, there were so many odd little similarities between the pieces:

  • There’s the two hat penis jokes (very different in style and execution, but still hat penis jokes)
  • The narrator of The Instructions is named Guiron Maccabees and the Michael Chabon story has a baseball team named The Maccabees.
  • rats, I had thought of other things while I was reading this, and they have now slipped out of my head.  If I remember them, I’ll add them.

And here is a picture of all of the contents:

Or watch the video of the contents being opened (I only wish it said who the band playing “Poodle in the House” is):

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17Many many years ago, I discovered Might magazine.  It was a funny, silly magazine that spoofed everything (but had a serious backbone, too).  (You can order back issues here).  And so, I subscribed around issue 13.  When the magazine folded (with issue 16–and you can read a little bit about that in the intro to Shiny Adidas Track Suits) it somehow morphed into McSweeney‘s, and much of the creative team behind Might went with them.

The early volumes (1-5 are reviewed in these pages, and the rest will come one of these days) are a more literary enterprise than Might was.  There’s still a lot of the same humor (and a lot of silliness), but there are also lengthy non-fiction pieces.  The big difference is that McSweeney’s was bound as a softcover book rather than as a magazine. And, I guess technically it is called Timothy McSweeney’s Quarterly Concern as opposed to Timothy McSweeney’s Internet Tendency. (more…)

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spokespokehcSOUNDTRACK: ISLANDS-Arm’s Way (2008).

islandsI enjoyed Islands’ first album (and, in a weirder way, their earlier band The Unicorns).  This album seems to have made a lot of 2008 Top Ten or at least Top Fifty lists. What’s so strange about the whole affair is that I absolutely love the first 8 songs on this disc, and based on those alone, I would put it on my top ten as well.

But after that….

Well, let’s put it this way, the eighth song “In the Rushes” is a wonderfully weird 7 minute song that ends with a direct quote/pseudo-parody of the Who’s “A Quick One, While He’s Away.”  The “tribute” comes in all of a sudden after five or so minutes, and ends with the lyrical change from The Who’s “You Are Forgiven” to their own “You Are Forgotten.”  But musically it’s spot on.  And I’ll tell you, that just feels like the end to me.  “A Quick One” ends The Who Sell Out, and so it should end this too.

And those last four songs, which actually totally about half an hour (!), I just can’t really enjoy for some reason.  Perhaps if they left them as a separate EP…?

But back to the rest of the disc.  The opening salvo of songs is just so fantastic. “The Arm” is catchy and weird with cool breaks and a bitchin’ chorus.  “Pieces of You,” not anything to do with Jewel, is another great catchy song.  The next three tracks are great little rockers with some thrashy parts and more off-kilter aspects.  “Kids Don’t Know Shit” starts mellow but has a cool string-filled chorus.  And then of course, you get to “In the Rushes.”  So these 8 tracks come in at 37 minutes, and I swear I’m just done with the disc.

Those next four songs are good (In fact, listening to samples of them right now, I do like the songs, and “To a Bond” is an especially good song, too). I guess I just feel like the album is done by then.  And when you think an album is done and there’s still 30 minutes to go, well, it’s just daunting.  Too bad, really, because it is a good disc.

[READ: March 17, 2009] English as She is Spoke

I bought the hardcover edition of this book many many years ago as soon as I heard of it…anything with a rave by Mark Twain must be worthwhile, right?  When I was looking for it again recently I couldn’t find it anywhere.  So, I saw that McSweeney’s were having another sale and I picked up the paperback edition.  The text is exactly the same; however, the introduction is slightly different and for that reason alone I’m glad I have the new copy too (I did find the hardcover a few days after I received the paperback, of course).

The paperback edition contains an update to the introduction.  The hardcover was rather popular and one of its readers–a UCLA linguist–wanted to absolve Fonesca of some of the blame for the book.  It appears that Fonesca had written a very good phrase book which Carolino basically used for his own purposes in creating this hilarious enterprise.  Rather than just plagiarizing Fonesca, Carolino gave him full credit, thereby giving him a lifetime of undeserved infamy.  So, thanks Paul Collins for setting the record straight.

As  to the book itself…. (more…)

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wikiI finally decided I had something worthwhile to add to Wikipedia.  Since I have been writing so extensively about McSweeney’s Books, I decided to create a more or less comprehensive list of all of the books that they have published.  (I once asked a McSweeney’s rep if he had a list and he said he didn’t think anyone there did, which was somewhat surprising).  Anyhow, I used my librarian access and knowhow to create the chart on THIS WIKIPEDIA PAGE.  I’ve never felt such POWER!!

If you see any errors, please correct them!

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fox1SOUNDTRACK: THE FLAMING LIPS-In aPriest Driven Ambulance (1990).

priestThis is where the Lips really hit their stride.  While they are still experimenting with sonic noises, the dedication to songcraft takes precedence.  It’s as if they wrote cool songs first and then fiddled with them, rather than using the fiddling as the main focus.  The album is divided into two sides: Smile Side and Brain Side.  Amusingly all songs are listed as being 3:26 long, and yet none of them actually are.

“Shine on Sweet Jesus” is catchy as hell and also features some of the interesting effects that Wayne & co would really play with later (multi layered deep voices, etc).”Unconsciously Screaming” is another simply great thrashy song.

“Rainin’ Babies” seems like it would be a pretty harsh song and yet it isn’t.  Its got a catchy chorus (“this is my present to the world”) and is one of many highlights on the disc.  “Five Stop Mother Superior Rain” has pretty weird lyrics over a nice acoustic bit.  It sounds so innocent and yet it starts: “I was born on the day they shot JFK”.  It slowly builds to a singalong chorus of “You’re fucked if you do and fucked if you don’t.  Five star mother superior rain.”  Whatever that means.

Brain Side doesn’t start out too auspiciously with the rather meandering “Stand in Line.”  But it is quickly redeemed with the epic “God Walks Among Us Now.”  It’s squeals and squalling and distortion and it’s catchy as all get out, and it contains the wonderful chorus:  “Used to be alright then things got strange.”  “There You Are (Jesus Song No. 7)” is a more delicate ballad.  (It’s surprising how much acoustic work there is on the disc).

“Mountain Side” returns us to the rocking noise.  It’s another simple, catchy song with enough distortion to keep it interesting.  “What a Wonderful World” is a cover of the classic song.  It seems so much like a parody, and yet knowing Wayne’s later lyrical work I’d suggest it isn’t.  It’s done  genuinely, despite themselves, and you never get a sense that they’re snickering at all.

The two bonus songs are okay, but they tend to ruin the rather nice ending of the disc.  (But such is the problem with bonus tracks).

[READ: January 17, 2008] Lady into Fox

In the first few pages of this book, as the title implies, a Gentleman’s wife turns into a fox.  The fact that Garnett was able to write 78 pages about this and keep it interesting is pretty remarkable.

Basically, when Mr Tebrick’s wife turns into a fox–more or less before his eyes–he decides that he will bring her home in hopes that this will just wear off.  The story turns into something of a fairy tale, with Mrs Tebrick wearing a house coat and playing cards (although she cannot talk) and with them trying to lead a normal life. (more…)

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curiousSOUNDTRACK: THE FLAMING LIPS-Telepathic Surgery (1989).

telepathicAlthough the overall sound of the Lips on this disc isn’t that much different, the band sounds more accomplished. Rather than just banging out songs in a garage, this one sounds like a bunch of guys banging out songs in a studio and then experimenting the hell out of them.  In fact, the experimentation often takes over the quality of the song itself.  Wikipedia states that this album was originally going to be released as a thirty minute sound collage, although that was modified to what we now have, and that makes some sense.  This experimentation will certainly pay off in later years as the Lips hone their studio skills.

Even though the experiments tend to overshadow the songs, the compositions are more intricate, the playing is more precise (even though it is still somewhat sloppy sounding) and they sound like a real band.

The album is a lot of fun, although the middle two tracks: “Hell’s Angels Cracker Factory” and “UFO Story”could easily be removed and made a separate EP.   (And yes, I realize that “Hell’s Angels” is a bonus track not on the original LP, but it really messes with the flow when dropped in the middle of the disc).

But back to the beginning.  “Right Now” has a great, weird squeaky opening riff and a fantastic chorus that is reminiscent of Pink Floyd’s “Astronomy Domine.” “Chrome Plated Suicide” is a surprisingly poppy song, drenched in distortion to give it anice edge.  “Hari-Krishna Stomp Wagon” is subtitled “(Fuck Led Zeppelin)” which is pretty funny since so many of their earlier songs sound so Led Zeppelinish.

There are two super-short pieces that fill up the disc: “Michael Time to Wake Up” is a thirty second feedback squall and “The Spontaneous Combustion of John” is 53 seconds but is an actual song song, with acoustic guitars.  “UFO Story” is in fact a 6 and a half minute spoken word story about UFOs.  It’s a mellow drony piece with a barely audible (presumably stoned) Wayne relating a tale about seeing the same UFOs on two distinct occasions.  The middle two minutes are basically just  guitar squalling feedback, and the  final the two are a pretty piano melody.  “Miracle on 42 Street” isgentle instrumental, with a lot of cool bass, that opens with some fun radio snippets.

The second “side” of the disc is pretty different from the first. It contains a series of rather short, rather simple songs.  The experimentation has also mellowed somewhat.  It’s not as crazy as the first half and, in fact is a return to the acid rock of the first two albums.  “The Last Drop of Morning Dew” is another short song although it’s not silly.  “Shaved Gorilla” begins with a classical sample (which I cannot place), and then turns into a tidy little rocker.  And the disc ends with the wonderfully titled “Begs and Achin,’” a solid distortion filled rocker.

Two bonus tracks come on the disc “Fryin Up” (on Easter Sunday, blowing off everything off on Monday…hee). Doesn’t sound out of place on the disc at all.And “Hell’s Angels Cracker Factory” is a 23 minute (!) instrumental freak out. It opens with the roar of motorcycles and includes reversed tape loops and distortion, blessed distortion.  As a track it works pretty well, although, as I said, in the middle of a disc it’s a bit of a distraction.  On the reissue Finally, The Punk Rockers Are Taking Acid the song is reduced to 3 minutes, which gives you a taste for it without taking up the bulk of your evening.

Overall, the album is a transitional step, but it’s an important one.  And if you like your music freaky, it’s an enjoyable one, too.

[READ: January 15, 2008] Curious Men

This is a collection of articles originally published in the 1830s.  The subject is, essentially, human oddities.  Buckland was a sort of collector of oddities.  Yet unlike P.T. Barnum, he seems to have befriended, rather than exploited many of the people in question.  In fact, this collection of articles shows him investigating some of these bizarre claims, and seeing if they need to be debunked. (more…)

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SOUNDTRACK: VAMPIRE WEEKEND-Vampire Weekend (2008).

There’s some hype surrounding this record. And of course, I wouldn’t have heard about it without the hype. But I have to say this is my favorite record in a long, long time. It has everything! It’s got really tight, fun catchy songs…some as short as 2 minutes. It has wonderfully pretentious lyrics, and outrageous instruments, like the mellotron and harpsichord. And yet somehow, it manages to avoid all manner of pretension. Rather, it’s just catchy as all get out.

I can’t even pick a favorite song, as they are all great in their own way. I’ve heard that this album is compared to Paul Simon and that it’s being described as AfroPop. I only see the Simon comparison on one song, and I’m not sure what AfroPop is exactly, so I can’t address that. But I will say that it reminds me of many different genres as the record speeds by. There’s even a retro ska feel to a couple of songs, and I do loves me some ska! No song overstays its welcome, and it all seems so effortless and joyful. I finally got to listen to it in the car on a warm night and it was absolutely perfect.

Yet despite all the simplicity and brevity, the album has a lot going on underneath it. The rhythms are fairly complex, the basslines are fantastic–not show offy, just busy–and yet they perfectly propel the songs along. And, since I love smart lyrics, I love these guys for their great couplets. The songs are smart, without being cute and even though they do boil down to basic love/lost love themes, the words within are original and wonderful.

I absolutely love this album.

[READ: April 10, 2008] The Lunatic at Large

This book is from 1899 and was reissued by McSweeney’s in 2007. I bought this book without knowing…anything about it. I’d certainly never heard of it before. I had put it aside with low expectations.

The introduction indicated that this book is a missing link between the humor of Oscar Wilde and P.G. Wodehouse. That was a promising idea, and I’m delighted to say that it is quite true.

(more…)

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