SOUNDTRACK: THE BEAUTIFUL SOUTH-“Dumb” (1988).
About five years ago I mentioned all of The Beautiful South records in one post. But I didn’t really talk about them all that much.
This comes from one of my favorite Beautiful South records–I like all the songs equally, but I often have this song in my head. And the reason I picked it right now is because Paul Heaton sings about a bunch of things each one ending with “either you are simply beautiful or I am simply dumb.”
And these are: “It doesn’t take a mathematician to add a simple sum”; “It doesn’t take a labrador to show a blind man sun”; and this one: “It doesn’t take Robert The Bruce to see the web you’ve spun.”
I had no idea who Robert the Bruce was and I never bothered to look it up. And yet, as you will see below in the post, Robert the Bruce is mentioned in JR! I was flabbergasted. And this song immediately popped into my head.
And that’s not a bad thing. It’s a pretty piano ballad with a seemingly negative chorus (dumb, dumb, dumb) despite its positive message. There’s also a beautiful ending: “The sun, the sky, the moon, the stars/Jupiter, Neptune and Mars/All these things I clearly see/It don’t take a telescope for you to love me.” The songs ends with Jacqui Abbot’s lovely echo of this stanza.
The Beautiful South were a great band, they broke up a few years ago. Paul Heaton has a number of solo albums out but they’re not available in the states, so…
[READ: Week of August 6, 2012] JR Week 8
This week’s read finds us primarily in the apartment. We see bast return home and fool around with Rhoda before he goes off on his trip to the funeral. We see Gibbs come in and try (in vain) to get work done. We actually get to see Gibbs’ magnum opus (or parts of it), and we see him fall off the high that he felt with Emily.
There’s a lot of funny stuff in this week’s read. It seems like the darker the story gets, the more childish jokes Gaddis throws in there. Seeing Gibbs unable to work on his manuscript because of all of the (real and fake) distractions is simultaneously hilarious and spot on. And also, the plotlines are really revving up now. JR Corp is starting to see some pushback on their deals, and a number of outsiders are starting to get angry. There’s bound to be a collapse of some sort soon. I’m also starting to think that with all of the ellipses in the book that it will end with a dot dot dot.
As we resume, Davidoff and Bast are still talking. Davidoff tells Bast “Don’t worry about” something [Thanks to Simon for pointing out this expression–I recognized that Davidoff always says “brush fires,” but not the don’t worry about it]. He is concerned that Bast’s hearing aid isn’t turned up (ha), but that the Boss [JR] wants Bast’s signature on any expenditures over $2,000 (It was originally $200, but Davidoff said Bast would get writer’s cramp). He explains the title change in the magazine from Her to She–passive to active readership–will cost $14,000. There’s also $27,000 for a new logo. And the logos are awesomely cheesy–hard to believe they paid $27,000 for them. They revolve around the dollar sign, with the least offensive one making a J and R out of the top and bottom of the S–the others have a snake, or breasts or thumbing your nose or even someone behind bars. They pick the least offensive one that says Just Rite in a dollar sign (“something patriotic about the dollar sign”). They’re going to put them on half a million matchbooks. (more…)
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